Welcome back to the maddest tea party in town. This jet-black 11oz mug was forged for one sacred purpose: harvesting the exquisite, premium-grade tears of performative victims and mainstream martyrs. Every sip is a reminder that they’re out there collecting masks while you’re collecting truth—salty, hot, and unfiltered. Fill it with coffee, tea, or straight liquid contempt. Let the briny bouquet of their crocodile tears mingle with your cold brew while you watch the mob crown another fake saint. The rim is perfectly sized for smirking into the void, and the ceramic holds heat just long enough to remind you: we’re all mad here, but at least you’re not pretending.

Dishwasher-safe, microwave-approved, and engineered to make every existential crisis taste 40% more delicious. Refills encouraged. Madness mandatory.

Product features
- Glossy ceramic construction for a sleek appearance.
- Vibrant colors that enhance your designs.
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating.
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup.
- Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz.

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap